France

~I went to St. Paul, France
~swam in the English Channel
~laid on the ground underneath the Eiffel Tower
~was offered complimentary cigars with our check at an Indian restaurant in Paris
~jumped around at the Louvre
~went to the beach 8 times in one day
~rented a vespa for a day and drove along the cliffs and sea line of Nice for hours
~snuck into a yacht club
~salsa danced with a refined Parisian man
~Chase ripped my only pair of jeans
~I stood two feet from a beached baby humpback whale on the shore of the Mediterranean Sea
and was splashed by it as it flopped off and swam away
~bought a coat
~saw a few male apendages exposed on the beaches of Nice
~went on the metro of Paris more times than I can count
~was briefly on the news in Nice for being by the baby whale
~saw elderly female body parts exposed on the beaches of Nice
~laughed as dozens of birds ate bread from my hands in front of the Notre Dame
~watched an absolutely amazing pianist play a random piano in the middle of the street for
money in Nice
~ate pigs feet
~danced on the beaches of both Normandy and Nice
~while in a citrus fruit fight, I ran into a pole in a dark park in Nice, laughing in spite of a sore
nose and an open wound
~was led most of the way back to our hotel by a young Parisian family that didn't speak much
English because most of the main metro lines were down due to an accident
~was made fun of by a bunch of Asian tourists for screaming and jumping out of excitement for
the Mediterrenean Sea
~got pink eye in Paris, therefore had to wear my glasses and recieve the nickname: Specs
~went to the castle in Monaco that Disney's Little Mermaid's was designed after